tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-137295792011-06-07T23:47:39.115-07:00Where the Eastern Aesthetic Meets HTMLJimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.comBlogger911100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1166478969784167812006-12-18T13:56:00.000-08:002006-12-18T13:56:09.783-08:00Kind of unholy<br />You know you can't deny it<br />You must enter it<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-116647896978416781?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1166478931000001442006-12-18T13:55:00.000-08:002006-12-18T13:55:31.156-08:00Mommy, where are you<br />Inappropriate feelings<br />Metaphor for 'love'<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-116647893100000144?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1158603671308321792006-09-18T11:20:00.000-07:002006-09-18T11:21:11.326-07:00My virginity<br />What hidden dangers lurk there?<br />True, I love drama<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-115860367130832179?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04826505034983909573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1152583766224889272006-07-10T19:09:00.000-07:002006-07-10T19:09:26.240-07:00It's Bar Mitzvah time<br />Since the circus came to town<br />I don't give a hoot<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-115258376622488927?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1152145514737831012006-07-05T17:25:00.000-07:002006-07-05T17:25:14.810-07:00Photographs don't lie<br />Breaking social convention<br />Not a soul around<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-115214551473783101?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1151543842334016712006-06-28T18:17:00.000-07:002006-06-28T18:17:22.376-07:00Hey there albino!<br />I really like your blazer<br />I think we both know<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-115154384233401671?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1151096406584528052006-06-23T14:00:00.000-07:002006-06-23T14:00:06.586-07:00I'm a Zen Master <br />Relentless in it's motion <br />I'm a Zen Master<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-115109640658452805?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1151096362188617772006-06-23T13:59:00.000-07:002006-06-23T13:59:22.203-07:00May I touch your boob? <br />One day you'll see the Heavens <br />It gets me going<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-115109636218861777?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1151022633854542802006-06-22T17:30:00.000-07:002006-06-22T17:30:33.883-07:00That wasn't yogurt<br />Nestled in mountain forest<br />A double bed please<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-115102263385454280?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1150840116440572472006-06-20T14:48:00.000-07:002006-06-20T14:48:36.996-07:00I hear Hall and Oates<br />One brilliant idea<br />I'll be the princess<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-115084011644057247?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1150678472327619902006-06-18T17:54:00.000-07:002006-06-18T17:54:32.326-07:00I'm a Zen Master<br />Like a ninja in the dark<br />A nuclear blast<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-115067847232761990?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1150678384714538282006-06-18T17:53:00.000-07:002006-06-18T17:53:04.780-07:00A world of its own<br />Release me from my body<br />The path before you<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-115067838471453828?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1147123485856274682006-05-08T14:24:00.000-07:002006-05-08T14:24:45.886-07:00May I touch your boob?<br />Spirited away by birds<br />Don't tell anyone<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-114712348585627468?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1144973718548209882006-04-13T17:15:00.000-07:002006-04-13T17:15:18.560-07:00Hey there albino!<br />Uncovering a new world<br />A rushing river<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-114497371854820988?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1144531447224070202006-04-08T14:24:00.000-07:002006-04-08T14:24:07.246-07:00You stole this thief's heart<br />There is a reason for life<br />Here we go again<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-114453144722407020?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1143175565911412612006-03-23T20:46:00.000-08:002006-03-23T20:46:05.946-08:00My virginity<br />Only I can show you it<br />George Washington cried<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-114317556591141261?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1141852961401191212006-03-08T13:22:00.000-08:002006-03-08T13:22:41.413-08:00How satisfying<br />I am an organ donor<br />Old men know nothing<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-114185296140119121?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1141449307631313962006-03-03T21:15:00.000-08:002006-03-03T21:15:09.106-08:00Let me be honest<br />I am an organ donor<br />May I touch your boob?<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-114144930763131396?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1140818357626274172006-02-24T13:59:00.000-08:002006-02-24T13:59:20.930-08:00Sugar on my tongue<br />Where is that smell coming from?<br />What lies beyond it?<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-114081835762627417?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1140237073479694382006-02-17T20:31:00.000-08:002006-02-17T20:31:13.520-08:00Be still and listen<br />And now there's no going back<br />The roar of silence<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-114023707347969438?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1139195584116110742006-02-05T19:13:00.000-08:002006-02-05T19:13:04.170-08:00Who is the hunter?<br />I'm not really your father<br />Movement with swagger<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113919558411611074?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1138720070449258812006-01-31T07:07:00.000-08:002006-01-31T07:07:50.503-08:00All men are equal <br />It's <a href="http://kingofthepage.com">overflowing</a> my thoughts <br />Look at the valley<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113872007044925881?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1138632525369109172006-01-30T06:48:00.000-08:002006-01-30T06:48:47.693-08:00Look at my flesh mit <br />It's not as great as it seems <br />It's a bit sticky<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113863252536910917?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1138378792342221462006-01-27T08:19:00.000-08:002006-01-27T08:19:52.450-08:00I feel a bit ill <br />Seventeen alligators <br />The parachute broke<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113837879234222146?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1138166061260563652006-01-24T21:14:00.000-08:002006-01-24T21:14:21.340-08:00Standing all alone <br />So cold you can see you're breath <br />As strong as an oak<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113816606126056365?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1138077595674134962006-01-23T20:39:00.000-08:002006-01-23T20:39:55.726-08:00Golden shafts of light <br />Nature is singing to me <br />I'm glad to be free<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113807759567413496?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1137894889877816572006-01-21T17:54:00.000-08:002006-01-21T17:54:49.923-08:00Stoic guardian <br />Like the gaze of the Cyclops <br />You'd best get ready<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113789488987781657?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1137682486926451912006-01-19T06:54:00.000-08:002006-01-19T06:54:46.940-08:00I just crapped my pants <br />I sought refuge in the clouds <br />You seem pretty smart<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113768248692645191?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1136993086634028322006-01-11T07:24:00.000-08:002006-01-11T07:24:46.656-08:00At the crack of dawn <br />I'm not really your father <br />I'm a Zen Master<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113699308663402832?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1136587344573554612006-01-06T14:42:00.000-08:002006-01-06T14:42:24.603-08:00A long time has passed <br />Can you smell it in the air? <br />Can you feel the rush?<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113658734457355461?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1135697177960122092005-12-27T07:26:00.000-08:002005-12-27T07:26:17.976-08:00My twin brother Rick <br />Hiding in secret places <br />The secret wizard<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113569717796012209?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1134533189616689562005-12-13T20:06:00.000-08:002005-12-13T20:06:29.620-08:00A prince among men <br />Where is that smell coming from? <br />My brain aches for you<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113453318961668956?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1134238308467690652005-12-10T10:11:00.000-08:002005-12-10T10:11:48.503-08:00Hey there albino! <br />Release me from my body <br />You like it don't you?<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113423830846769065?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1133590229809782482005-12-02T22:10:00.000-08:002005-12-02T22:10:29.866-08:00Stoic guardian <br />We shall never be alone <br />My twin brother Rick<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113321368445485077?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1132610073708202232005-11-21T13:54:00.000-08:002005-11-21T13:54:33.750-08:00Penis puppet show <br />Spirited away by birds <br />Penis puppet show<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113261007370820223?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1132247861954935182005-11-17T09:17:00.000-08:002005-11-17T09:17:41.986-08:00I'm such a cliche <br />In this extravagant scene <br />Peace is all around<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113224786195493518?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1132170493901143022005-11-16T11:48:00.000-08:002005-11-16T11:48:13.933-08:00The child within me <br />Magnificent to behold <br />I think I can fly<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113217049390114302?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1131990278219160562005-11-14T09:44:00.000-08:002005-11-14T09:44:38.243-08:00My pancreas hurts <br />Death has finally arrived <br />Happiness is here<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113199027821916056?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1131810319658998822005-11-12T07:45:00.000-08:002005-11-12T07:45:19.683-08:00The day has ended <br />But hmm... I have a secret <br />Comet rendezvous<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113181031965899882?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1131400893576798802005-11-07T14:01:00.000-08:002005-11-07T14:01:33.583-08:00Like a dragon's horde <br />Consumes your breath with beauty <br />Money is useless<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113140089357679880?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1131043699643594262005-11-03T10:48:00.000-08:002005-11-03T10:48:20.623-08:00You suck really bad <br />Yet I just sit right down here <br />Playing hide and seek<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113104369964359426?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1130883496681050092005-11-01T14:18:00.000-08:002005-11-01T14:18:16.683-08:00Here's a female goat <br />Sent down from heaven above <br />I think we both know<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113088349668105009?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1130883454587336242005-11-01T14:17:00.000-08:002005-11-01T14:17:34.636-08:00Old men know nothing <br />Yet I just sit right down here <br />Be enlightened, man<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113088345458733624?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1130773699827090422005-10-31T07:48:00.000-08:002005-10-31T07:48:19.866-08:00The child within me <br />Searching this world for the one <br />Now I feel guilty<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113077369982709042?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1130440284550724062005-10-27T12:11:00.000-07:002005-10-27T12:11:24.576-07:00Stop looking at me <br />But you know that I love you <br />Give me a second<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113044028455072406?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1130252993584572662005-10-25T08:09:00.000-07:002005-10-25T08:09:53.596-07:00Money is useless <br />Breaking social convention <br />Once in a while<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113025299358457266?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1130103224266523882005-10-23T14:33:00.000-07:002005-10-23T14:34:58.113-07:00Majestic I stand<br />I asked the guy in the stall<br />The roar of silence<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-113010322426652388?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1129906011160118712005-10-21T07:46:00.000-07:002005-10-21T07:46:51.230-07:00My rash has improved <br />A smile on your face appears <br />Catch me if you can <div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112990601116011871?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1129656710729410922005-10-18T10:31:00.000-07:002005-10-18T10:31:50.756-07:00Don't tell anyone <br />Exposed in open country <br />My love is so big <div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112965671072941092?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1129502686820800412005-10-16T15:44:00.000-07:002005-10-16T15:44:46.850-07:00Exhausted, he rests <br />That shy, Gary Coleman smile <br />Big milk chocolate love<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112950268682080041?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1129180308695383382005-10-12T22:11:00.000-07:002005-10-12T22:11:48.740-07:00It's checkmate in two <br />Upon my delicate face <br />I think we both know <div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112918030869538338?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1129090854118142362005-10-11T21:20:00.000-07:002005-10-11T21:20:54.123-07:00Not a soul around <br />So cold you can see you're breath <br />I am your new friend<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112909085411814236?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1128652598107201752005-10-06T19:36:00.000-07:002005-10-06T19:36:38.116-07:00Okay, close your eyes <br />Wait, just give me a second <br />Playing hide and seek<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112865259810720175?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1128433991434957832005-10-04T06:53:00.000-07:002005-10-04T06:53:11.476-07:00I am your new friend <br />Formed of molten silver <br />Straight outta Compton<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112843399143495783?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1127941383681247352005-09-28T14:03:00.000-07:002005-09-28T14:03:03.760-07:00Majestic I stand <br />Gazing towards a dying sun <br />Embrace the moment<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112794138368124735?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1127854769561888212005-09-27T13:59:00.000-07:002005-09-27T13:59:29.603-07:00I just crapped my pants <br />I'm captain of Uranus <br />Live life with gusto<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112785476956188821?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1127757647228281752005-09-26T11:00:00.000-07:002005-09-26T11:00:51.280-07:00Dreams of peace now gone <br />Like the moon waxes and wanes <br />I'm such a cliche<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112775764722828175?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1127508894184127052005-09-23T13:54:00.000-07:002005-09-23T13:54:54.203-07:00Exhausted, he rests <br />You insipid little jerk <br />I murdered for you<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112750889418412705?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1127312377366205702005-09-21T07:19:00.000-07:002005-09-21T07:19:37.406-07:00I am your new friend <br />Sent down from heaven above <br />Where's my goddam droid?<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112731237736620570?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1127253545124320522005-09-20T14:58:00.000-07:002005-09-20T14:59:05.130-07:00I'm such a cliche<br />But I am a mighty king<br />George Washington cried<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112725354512432052?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04826505034983909573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1127090019515081712005-09-18T17:33:00.000-07:002005-09-18T17:33:39.526-07:00A long time has passed <br />But hmm... I have a secret <br />Look at my flesh mit<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112709001951508171?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1126989960909517422005-09-17T13:46:00.000-07:002005-09-17T13:46:00.993-07:00My revolution <br />I asked the guy in the stall <br />Give me one more chance<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112698996090951742?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1126913988547902202005-09-16T16:39:00.000-07:002005-09-16T16:39:48.550-07:00Heaven's gift to man<br />More 'Hungry Hungry Hippos'<br />Oh damn I want you<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112691398854790220?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04826505034983909573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1126760462653344582005-09-14T22:01:00.000-07:002005-09-14T22:01:02.746-07:00I'm so out of touch <br />Valhalla, I am coming! <br />A blaze of glory<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112676046265334458?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1126669159602453332005-09-13T20:39:00.000-07:002005-09-13T20:39:19.663-07:00Like a new born babe <br />Sometimes it's here, then it's gone <br />Pardon my loincloth<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112666915960245333?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1126464750429656602005-09-11T11:52:00.000-07:002005-09-11T11:52:30.466-07:00Spirit of the night <br />How much cocaine did you smoke? <br />I am your new friend<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112646475042965660?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1126241777312602512005-09-08T21:56:00.000-07:002005-09-08T21:56:17.336-07:00I touched myself good <br />Release me from my body <br />I'm playing a game<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112624177731260251?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1126196367709170622005-09-08T09:19:00.000-07:002005-09-08T09:19:28.473-07:00Here's a female goat <br />We can have fun together <br />Happiness is here<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112619636770917062?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1126134232834252502005-09-07T16:03:00.001-07:002005-09-07T16:03:52.833-07:00Where's my goddam droid?<br />You insipid little jerk<br />Playing hide and seek<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112613423283425250?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04826505034983909573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1126134200482469162005-09-07T16:03:00.000-07:002005-09-07T16:03:20.486-07:00Once in a while<br />In a role reversal game<br />You are a loser<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112613420048246916?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04826505034983909573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1125934584952964872005-09-05T08:36:00.000-07:002005-09-05T08:36:25.000-07:00Here's a female goat <br />Sometimes it's here, then it's gone <br />Do not dismiss it<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112593458495296487?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1125670044511330942005-09-02T07:07:00.000-07:002005-09-02T07:07:25.426-07:00Snow-white gushing foam <br />I can hardly contain it <br />Are you feelin that?<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112567004451133094?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1125602901714317142005-09-01T12:28:00.000-07:002005-09-01T12:28:21.743-07:00Basking in the warmth <br />Protecting the innocent <br />The secret wizard<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112560290171431714?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1125365005939380362005-08-29T18:23:00.000-07:002005-08-29T18:23:25.943-07:00My love is so big<br />Nature is singing to me<br />The charges were dropped<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112536500593938036?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04826505034983909573noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1125332869551424272005-08-29T09:27:00.000-07:002005-08-29T09:27:49.586-07:00Hot smooth-jazz moustache <br />Glistening in the sunlight <br />Tomorrow I die<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112533286955142427?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1125012798571893542005-08-25T16:33:00.000-07:002005-08-25T16:33:18.596-07:00I told you a lie <br />And notice my tears do flow <br />In a bubble bath<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112501279857189354?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1124719143729728652005-08-22T06:59:00.000-07:002005-08-22T06:59:03.783-07:00The last dance is mine <br />If it's the truth that you seek <br />Def Leppard kicks ass<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112471914372972865?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1124467689434976362005-08-19T09:08:00.000-07:002005-08-19T09:08:09.440-07:00Rasputin hand-job <br />Like the gaze of the Cyclops <br />I see a serpent<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112446768943497636?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1124337350709892582005-08-17T20:55:00.000-07:002005-08-17T20:55:50.710-07:00I just crapped my pants <br />I don't even want a glimpse <br />It's been a long day<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112433735070989258?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1124159995951327652005-08-15T19:39:00.000-07:002005-08-15T19:39:55.986-07:00True, I love drama <br />I really like your blazer <br />Nothing else matters<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112415999595132765?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1123900098256676132005-08-12T19:28:00.000-07:002005-08-12T19:28:18.283-07:00An untamed fury <br />But hmm... I have a secret <br />Penis puppet show<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112390009825667613?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1123878540590882862005-08-12T13:29:00.000-07:002005-08-12T13:29:00.613-07:00Leaves in the river <br />Come hither my disciple <br />Let us romp and play<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112387854059088286?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1123546469049684112005-08-08T17:14:00.000-07:002005-08-08T17:14:29.403-07:00Between night and day <br />Singing tunes of yesteryear <br />Between night and day<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112354646904968411?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1123363422369718942005-08-06T14:23:00.000-07:002005-08-06T14:23:42.386-07:00Let me be honest <br />I had to think of something <br />To feed hungry gods<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112336342236971894?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1122522394564507742005-07-27T20:46:00.000-07:002005-07-27T20:46:34.573-07:00Once in a while <br />Even when you don't want it <br />You are in Heaven<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112252239456450774?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1122398058289371932005-07-26T10:14:00.000-07:002005-07-26T10:14:18.303-07:00Hey there albino! <br />How glorious is thy sight <br />It's been a long day<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112239805828937193?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1122296797447922462005-07-25T06:06:00.000-07:002005-07-25T06:06:37.853-07:00Peace is all around <br />Without a care in the world <br />The roar of silence <div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112229679744792246?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1121977293433431232005-07-21T13:21:00.000-07:002005-07-21T13:21:33.436-07:00I just crapped my pants <br />Next time I'll remember this <br />I just crapped my pants<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112197729343343123?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13729579.post-1121894482143109432005-07-20T14:21:00.000-07:002005-07-20T19:26:03.953-07:00Miracle baby <br />Sent down from heaven above <br />I'm so out of touch<div class="blogger-post-footer">Random Haiku.<img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13729579-112189448214310943?l=randomhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jimmy Swillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12549837261062727446noreply@blogger.com1